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Dinner Menu

Appetizers
Chips & Queso
$6.95
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Queso Beef
$7.95
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General Tso’s Cauliflower One of our new favorite appetizers: tempura battered cauliflower florets tossed in tangy General Tso’s sauce.
$8.95
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Crab Dip Our original recipe crab dip… Made from scratch and served with toasted baguette slices.
$9.50
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Buenos Nachos Mixed tortilla chips, our homemade cheese sauce, seasoned ground beef, shredded lettuce, black bean and corn salsa, and a touch of sour cream. ¡Estan perfectos!
$9.75
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A Dang Quesadilla Steak or Chicken quesadilla with cheddar & Monterey Jack cheese, jalapenos, pico de gallo and Mexicali ranch. Served with shredded lettuce, sour cream, and salsa.
$10.50
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Timberwood Wings Try Buffalo, Honey BBQ, Ancho Chili Garlic, Teriyaki, General Tso’s, or (if you’re feeling dangerous) Crazy Hot!
$10.95
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Soups
Entrees
Fish & Chips Dinner Beer battered fish with french fries, cole slaw and our house remoulade for dipping.
$13.50
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Fish Taco Dinner! Cornmeal breaded haddock, red cabbage and cucumber & onion salsa topped with pasilla negro, cilantro lime sauce and fresh cilantro on two flour tortillas. Served with cheesy mexi-rice, lime wedges, chips, and salsa. Ask about our “Artichacos” for a delicious vegetarian option!
$14.95
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General Tso’s Cauliflower Dinner A huge portion of tempura battered cauliflower florets tossed in tangy General Tso’s sauce, served with white rice.
$14.95
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Wild Mushroom Ravioli Our wild mushroom ravioli, pan seared and served with your choice of homemade alfredo & spinach, our house marinara & melted Monterey Jack, or pesto cream sauce.
$15.50
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The Timburrito Ground steak, mexi rice, and refried beans rolled in a flour tortilla and topped with ranchero, queso, lettuce, tomato, and a jalapeno sour cream. Served with a grilled Mexican street corn salsa.
$16.50
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Honey Fire Tenderloin Tips Marinated steak tips, sauteed onions & peppers, and penne pasta tossed in our sweet & spicy honey fire cream sauce. We can also make it with tofu instead of steak!
$16.95
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More Entrees
Stoplight Enchiladas Three flour tortillas stuffed with our southwestern shredded beef and a secret pepper mix. Topped with red, yellow, and green enchilada sauces, Monterey Jack & goat cheese, and served with a side of our delicious cheesy mexi-rice. Also available as a vegetarian option with tofu instead of beef!
$16.95
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Caribbean Salmon Delicately seasoned salmon accompanied by a fresh tropical fruit salsa. Served with basmati rice and sauteed seasonal vegetables.
$16.95
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Flank Steak Au Poivre A marinated flank steak grilled and served over mashed potatoes with sautéed mushrooms and onions in a brie-sherry cream sauce with a side of asparagus. Try it with grilled chicken instead of steak for a change of pace!
$18.95
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Steak Frites An in-house cut hanger steak grilled to your liking, served with hand cut French fries and topped with a remarkable truffle cream sauce. Served with a side of sauteed seasonal vegetables.
$20.95
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Filet Au Poivre A freshly cut tenderloin served over mashed potatoes with sauteed mushrooms and onions in a Brie-sherry cream sauce with a side of asparagus.
$23.95
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Beer & Wine
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Burgers
Garden Burger A grilled garden burger topped with Monterey Jack cheese and more garden-y stuff: lettuce, tomato, fire roasted peppers, sauteed onion and pesto mayo.
$10.95
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Bacon Cheeseburger Applewood smoked bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, and mayo.
$10.95
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Patty Melt Sauteed onions and mushrooms, Swiss cheese, and cracked peppercorn mayo on buttered grilled sourdough.
$11.50
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Santa Fe Burger Cheddar, jalapenos, tomato, lettuce, crispy tortilla strips, and mexicali ranch. Served with a side of our homemade nacho cheese for the fries.
$11.50
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Al Capone Grilled onions, Applewood smoked bacon, and smoked Gouda, topped with white truffle horseradish mayo and served on a pretzel bun.
$11.50
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Chuck Norris The original biggest, baddest burger on the planet: sauteed onions & mushrooms, Swiss cheese, BBQ sauce, cole slaw, lettuce, tomato, & pickles stacked high. Scared?
$11.95
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Clint Eastwood The very first Burger Wars champ: Mesquite seasoning, American cheese, tequila infused chipotle BBQ, mesquite onion rings, Applewood smoked bacon and jicama slaw.
$11.95
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Salads
The House or Caesar Two fresh options great plain, or with a topping: Chicken Breast…11.95 Flank Steak…12.95 Salmon or Tuna…12.95
$9.50
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The Crazy Jane Fresh spinach, candied walnuts, craisins, sliced green apple, red onions, and yellow peppers served with our homemade mixed berry dressing. Add grilled chicken for only $3.50!
$10.95
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The Durango A seasoned grilled chicken breast on top of mixed greens, cucumbers, tomatoes, shredded cheddar and Monterey Jack cheeses, black bean & corn salsa, and tri-color tortilla strips. Served with mexicali ranch.
$11.95
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The Perfect Chicken Tender Breaded chicken tenders, diced egg, fresh bacon, tomato, cucumber, red onions, shredded Jack & cheddar cheeses and croutons over house greens with ranch dressing.
$11.95
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The Sesame Ginger Tuna A sesame and coriander encrusted tuna steak with soy-wasabi almonds, shredded carrots, and wonton strips over mixed greens with a side of ginger vinaigrette.
$13.95
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The Steak Grilled steak, tomato, cucumber, blue cheese crumbles and crispy onion strings over house greens with fresh buttermilk ranch dressing.
$13.95
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Sandwiches
T. S. Effkatts’ Unaffected Beauty Possibly the perfect sandwich… Turkey, bacon, havarti, lettuce, tomato, and pesto mayo on a toasted croissant.
$9.95
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The Hercules Thinly sliced roast beef, truffle horseradish mayo, and melted Swiss cheese all piled onto a toasted sub roll and served with homemade French Onion soup for dipping.
$10.50
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Philly Cheesesteak A huge sub roll stuffed full of sliced sirloin, white American cheese, sauteed onions, mushrooms, peppers, and mayo.
$10.95
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Pastrami Reuben With sauerkraut, double the Swiss cheese, and homemade thousand island dressing on grilled rye. Or, try the turkey version!
$10.95
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Kids Menu

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