It’s Game Time!

So, where are you going to watch the big game on Sunday, February 5th? If you love football, or beer, or both, there’s only one place to be this year — right here at Timberwood Grill. OK, we hear you wondering:

“Why shouldn’t I go over to my friend Bob’s house? I go there to watch the game every year!”

Well, here are just a few good reasons.

1. Beer

We’ve got beer. Really, really good beer. Your pal is either providing crappy beer, in which case you’ll be drinking hand pumped Natty Light, or he wants you to bring your own, wherein you either bring something great and pray nobody else steals it, or grab a 12 pack of boring mass-marketed swill like everyone else. We’re tapping all this magical goodness at 3:00 pm, so you can get here early and pre-game a little. Check out some of the amazing beers you’ll be missing if you choose Bob over us:

2. Food

Do you really want to eat Fritos and bean dip again? You just did that, at last month’s poker night. You don’t even like bean dip. We’ll have terrific food specials like Buffalo chips, the mystical Quad-wing platter, and the triumphant return of Chicken Gouda Mac.

3. Cheese

Bob’s house smells like cheese. We won’t tell him if you won’t.

4. Prizes

Free stuff is good, right? We’ll have games and trivia so you can win Timberwood Grill gift certificates and T-shirts. What can you win over at Bob’s? If you get there early enough, maybe a good spot on the couch, which you’ll then have to defend with “Five!” calls every time you go to the bathroom. At our place, we’ll watch your chair for you. And possibly send you home richer.

5. Drink Specials

Not all the good stuff we listed above will be on special. But all of our other drafts will be, in our 22oz football cups. Plus, you get to take the cup home with ya. The most you’ll get to take home from your friend’s party is the leftover bean dip.

So here’s the plan. Call Bob. Tell him to give it a break this year. His cat can’t take another year of hiding from all that hullabaloo anyway. Poor thing will lose the rest of its whiskers. Bring the whole crew down to Timberwood instead and live the good life.

P.S. Bob, don’t take all this personally. Really, we want you to have a good time too. And we know you already sent out all those invitations, and bought all those streamers and the ten pound can of bean dip. Luckily, bean dip lasts FOREVER, so you’re fine there. As for all those guests on their way over, here’s what you do. Click this link to bring up our change-of-plans flyer in a new window, print it out, and write your name in the big blank at the top. If you’re feeling generous, you can send a copy to all your buddies so they don’t show up at your place only to find a dark house since you’ll be here. Or, take the lazy way out and just tape it to your front door on February fifth. You’ll thank us for it Monday morning when your man cave doesn’t smell like death and you don’t have to dig cigarette butts and bottle caps out of all your houseplants. And we don’t really think your house smells like cheese. If it does, we’re sure it’s a really pleasant, nutty roasted cheese smell, not feet or wet monkey.